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Peanut Colada Hockey Team Tee – The Official Uniform for Certified Beauties 🏒🥜🍹
Some teams have ferocious animals. Others have intimidating logos. We have a peanut. But not just any peanut—this legend holds a piña colada and plays beer league hockey like an absolute beauty. Whether you're lighting the lamp or just here for the post-game drinks, this Peanut Colada Mascot Tee lets everyone know you’re part of the most elite, laid-back, beer-loving squad in town.
Why You Need This Shirt:
✔ Soft as Your Hands in Warmups – Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a buttery feel (heather colors contain polyester for that extra stretch).
✔ Game-Ready Durability – Twill-taped shoulders and a ribbed collar keep it in shape no matter how many beers deep you are.
✔ No Scratchy Tags – Tear-away label for max comfort—because real ones don’t play with distractions.
✔ Subtle Yet Legendary – The frat-style varsity look lets the boys know you take hockey seriously… just not too seriously.
✔ Ethically Sourced & Built to Last – Because the only thing disposable should be the cups at the bar.
Fabric & Care Details:
🧺 Fabric:
- Solid Colors: 100% ring-spun cotton (4.5 oz/yd² – breathable, lightweight, and built for hockey life).
- Heather Colors: 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester – for that extra flex.
- Sport Grey & Antique Colors: 90% cotton, 10% polyester – keeping it soft & durable.
- Graphite Heather: 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester – moisture-wicking and ready for action.
🔧 Care Instructions:
- Wash cold, tumble dry low – Like a true beer leaguer, this tee is low maintenance.
- Avoid bleach & high heat – Unless you want your peanut to shrink.
- For best results, air dry – Keeps it fresh for every game (or every night at the bar).
Perfect For:
✅ Beer league legends who play hard and party harder.
✅ The guy on the team who brings a six-pack… of beer, not abs.
✅ Casual rink rats who just want a dope shirt to wear on and off the ice.
✅ Anyone who believes hockey and tropical drinks are a perfect combo.
Rep the peanut. Rep the team. Rep beer league greatness. Get your Peanut Colada Mascot Tee now! 🥜🍹🔥
SHIPPING
Order over $75 to receive FREE shipping.
Processing Times
- Generally, most orders are shipped within 2-8 business days after the order is submitted.
- Please note that the fulfillment timeframe may vary for each order, and unfortunately, the production time (fulfillment) cannot be expedited. Production times for orders depend on various factors, including the time of year, product availability, and order size.
Delivery Time
- Standard delivery is 2-8 business days after production.
RETURNS & EXCHANGES
Please note, because all of our products are made to order we are not able to offer returns or exchanges. If in doubt please order one size larger.
